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Henry Fielding
LOVE: A word properly applied to our delight in particular kinds of food; sometimes metaphorically spoken of the favorite objects of all our appetites.
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D. H. Lawrence
I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets.
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Samuel Johnson
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
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Kin Hubbard
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Publilius Syrus
Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.
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Marilyn Ferguson
The most disturbing and wasteful emotions in modern life, next to fright, are those which are associated with the idea of blame, directed against the self or against others.
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John Sturart Mill, Defence of Hedonism
Next to selfishness the principal cause which makes life unsatisfactory is want of mental cultivation.
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Charles Dickens
A merry Christmas, uncle God save you' cried a cheerful voice. 'Bah' said Scrooge. 'Humbug'
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Samuel Johnson
A man is very apt to complain of the ingratitude of those who have risen far above him.
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Wystan Hugh Auden
When one has great gifts, what answer to the meaning of existence should one require beyond the right to exercise them
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Edward H. Harriman
Every man should make up his own mind that if he expects to succeed, he must give an honest return for the other man's dollar.
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John Romano
The smaller the understanding of the situation, the more pretentious the form of expression.
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