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Sir Thomas More
Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound.
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Roosevelt, Eleanor
I could not, at any age, be content to take my place by the fireside and simply look on. Life was meant to be lived. Curiousity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life.
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Saul Bellow, O Magazine, September 2003
There was a disturbance in my heart, a voice that spoke there and said, I want, I want, I want! It happened every afternoon, and when I tried to suppress it it got even stronger.
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George Eliot, "Middlemarch", Book I, ch.1
Miss Brooke had that kind of beauty which seems to be thrown into relief by poor dress.
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W. E. Orchard
Just as there is a lower carelessness which means death to the soul, so there is a higher carelessness which is the supreme gift of religion. We must all at length rest back upon God.
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Abraham Lincoln
Let me not be understood as saying that there are no bad laws, nor that grievances may not arise for the redress of which no legal provisions have been made. I mean to say no such thing. But I do mean to say that although bad laws, if they exist, should be repealed as soon as possible, still, while they continue in force, for the sake of example they should be religiously observed.
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Peg Bracken
Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
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Helen Schucman
Every situation, properly perceived, becomes an opportunity.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
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Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?
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Diogenes the Cynic
When asked what was the proper time for supper If you are a rich man, whenever you please and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.
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Eric Hoffer
To most of us nothing is so invisible as an unpleasant truth. Though it is held before our eyes, pushed under our noses, rammed down our throats- we know it not.
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