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Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince
One must be a fox in order to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten off wolves.
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Victoria Damon
We never learn to pray, really pray- until we are in a situatioin where there is nothing left to do but pray.
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Endicott Peabody
Remember! Things in life will not always run smoothly. Sometimes we will be rising toward the heights - then all will seem to reverse itself and start downward. The great fact to remember is that the trend of civilization itself is forever upward, that a line drawn through the middle of the peaks and the valleys of the centuries always has an upward trend.
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Plato
Wise men talk because they have something to say fools, because they have to say something.
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Tich Nhat Han, The sun my heart
Shallow understanding accompanies poor compassion, great understanding goes with great compassion.
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Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf
You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself.
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Glenn Holm
To find something you can enjoy is far better than finding something you can possess.
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Elbert Hubbard
Life is just one damned thing after another.
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La Bruyere
Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present-- which seldom happens to us.
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J. Edgar Hoover
Justice is incedental to law and order.
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Herbert Spencer
How often misused words generate misleading thoughts.
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Bernard Berenson
Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
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