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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Proverbs and Quotations - 142

Arthur Schopenhauer

Compassion is the basis of all morality.


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Albert Einstein

We should take care not to make the intellect our god it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.


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Rudyard Kipling

Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never told anyone how I was being treated. Children tell little more than animals, for what comes to them they accept as eternally established.


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Origen

The power of choosing good and evil is within the reach of all.


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Proverbs 47-8

Wisdom is supreme therefore make a full effort to get wisdom. Esteem her and she will exalt your embrace her and she will honor you.


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Albert Schweitzer

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.


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George Barrell Cheever

Faith in tomorrow, instead of Christ, is Satan's nurse for man's perdition.


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Dr.

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.


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Doris Lessing

What's terrible is to pretend that the second-rate is first-rate. To pretend that you don't need love when you do or you like your work when you know quite well you're capable of better.


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William Gibson

The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.


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Emily Dickinson

Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul. And sings the tune Without the words, and never stops at all.


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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

How many things which served us yesterday as articles of faith, are fables for us today.



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