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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Things People Say - 8

Joan Boysenko, Pocketful of Miracles

If our actions stem from honesty, kindness, caring, and vision, then no matter what the result of our efforts, we have added something of value to our souls and to the world.


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Thomas Secker

If you would not step into the harlot's house, do not go by the harlot's door.


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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.


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Adure Lord

The sharing of joy, whether physical, emotional, psychic, or intellectual, forms a bridge between the sharers which can be the basis for understanding much of what is not shared between them, and lessens the threat of their difference.


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Cicero, Pro Publio Sestio

History is the witness that testifies to the passing of time; it illumines reality, vitalizes memory, provides guidance in daily life and brings us tidings of antiquity.


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Sean O\'Casey

What time has been wasted during man's destiny in the struggle to decide what man's next world will be like The keener the effort to find out, the less he knew about the present one he lived in.


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Alfred Lord Tennyson

There lives more faith in honest doubt, believe me, than in half the creeds.


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Miguel de Unamuno

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.


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Truman Capote

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.


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Sophocles, Antigone

Grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver.


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Alfred Jarry

We believe that the applause of silence is the only kind that counts.


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Ethel Barrymore

For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a MaCaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros.



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