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Wallace Stevens
The summer night is like a perfection of thought.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Little said is soonest mended.
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Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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Hubert Humphrey
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.
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Oscar Wilde
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
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William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields)
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
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Saint Basil
Do not measure your loss by itself if you do, it will seem intolerable but if you will take all human affairs into account you will find that some comfort is to be derived from them.
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Charles Sumner
From the beginning of our history the country has been afflicted with compromise. It is by compromise that human rights have been abandoned. I insist that this shall cease. The country needs repose after all its trials; it deserves repose. And repose can only be found in everlasting principles.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.
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Mark Twain
Youth, large, lusty, loving- Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination
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Jewish Proverb
Don't look for more honor than your learning merits.
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Michael Korda
In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can.
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