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Sarcastic Proverbs and Quotations - 146
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Cicero
We do not destroy religion by destroying superstition.
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Anon.
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
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Kahlil Gibran
Man merely discovers' he never can and never will invent.
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Joe Moore
Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.
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J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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George Lucas
In my experience, there is no such thing as 'luck.'
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Margaret Thatcher
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
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Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey
May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility.
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Pythagorus
Truth is so great a perfection, that if God would render himself visible to men, he would choose light for his body and truth for his soul.
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Werner Heisenberg, Philosophical Problems of Nuclear Science, New York: Fawcett 1966, p.13
A consistent pursuit of classical physics forces a transformation in the very heart of that physics.
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Groucho Marx
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Beverly Sills
I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up.
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