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Heywood Broun
A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.
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Walter Savage Landor
Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
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James M. Barrie
Life is a long lesson in humility.
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Plutarch, Lives
Perseverance is more prevailing than violence; and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little.
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Jane Stanton Hitchcock
The key to life is imagination. If you don't have that, no mater what you have, it's meaningless. If you do have imagination...you can make feast of straw.
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Abraham Lincoln
I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.
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Joseph Farrell
As experience widens, one begins to see how much upon a level all human things are.
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William Shakespeare
To wilful men, the injuries that they themselves procure must be their schoolmasters.
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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
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Hunter S. Thompson
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
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Plato
Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil.
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George Eliot
Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much disputation, and yet more personal liking.
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