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Alexander Pope, "Ode to Solitude"
Thus let me live, unseen, unknown; thus unlamented let me die; steal from the world, and not a stone tell where I lie.
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Johnson
Where there is no hope, there can be no endeavor.
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Sun-tzu
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
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Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet
Give your hearts, but not into each other’s keeping, For only the hand of God can contain your hearts.
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Carl Jung
There can be no transforming of darkness into light and of apathy into movement without emotion.
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Marie Curie, letter to her brother, 1894
One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.
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Samuel Smiles
It is possible that the scrupulously honest man may not grow rich so fast as the unscrupulous and dishonest one; but success will be of a truer kind, earned without fraud or injustice. And even though a man should for a time be unsuccessful, still he must be honest; better to lose all and save character. For character is itself a fortune.
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Christopher Marlowe
Things that are not at all, are never lost.
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Unknown
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
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Allan Goldfein
Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
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Gloria Gaither
Memories, important yesterdays, were once todays. Treasure and notice today.
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Irish Proverb
True strength lies in gentleness.
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