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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Proverbs and Quotations - 123

Georg Wilhelm

Nothing great in the world has been accomplished without passion.


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Enlai Zhou

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. (1954)


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Hesiod

Invite the man that loves thee to a feast, but let alone thine enemy.


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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine, What I Know For Sure, January 2004

You can take from every experience what it has to offer you. And you cannot be defeated if you just keep taking one breath followed by another.


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Andr Gide

Believe those who are seeking the truth doubt those who find it.


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Benjamin Disraeli

I must follow the people. Am I not their leader


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Howard Gardner

Emile Zola was a poor student at his school at Aix. We are all so different largely because we all have different combinations of intelligences. If we recognize this, I think we will have at least a better chance of dealing appropriately with many problems that we face in the world.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Give all to love; obey thy heart.


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Abraham Maslow

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.


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Sir Winston Churchill

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.


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Baltasar Gracian

Know how to ask. There is nothing more difficult for some people, nor for others, easier.


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Robert Frost

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.



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