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Leonardo DaVinci
Intellectual passion dries out sensuality.
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Oscar Wilde
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
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Kristin Hunter
First it is necessary to stand on your own two feet. But the minute a man finds himself in that position, the next thing he should do is reach out his arms.
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Gail Sheehy
If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just keep growing.
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T. S. Eliot
The more perfect the artist, the more completely separate in him will be the man who suffers and the mind which creates.
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Henry David Thoreau
It is never too late to give up your prejudices.
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Alain de Lille
Do not hold as gold all that shines as gold.
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D. L. Moody
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
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Lord Byron
A pretty woman is a welcome guest.
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Author Unknown
A little tact and wise management may often evade resistance, and carry a point, where direct force might be in vain.
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Thomas Huxley
Thoughtfulness for others, generosity, modesty, and self-respect are the qualities which make a real gentleman or lady.
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Don Marquis
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
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