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Amusing Famous Sayings - 77
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Pythagorus
As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for freedom.
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Hesketh Pearson, Common Misquotations (1934), Introduction
Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.
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Ausonius
Truth is the mother of hatred.
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S. J. Perelman
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
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John J. Sirica
An attempt is already underway to revise history-to leave the impression that the former president had nothing to do with Watergate. But there is no doubt about his obstruction of justice after the Watergate break-in.
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William Safire
Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy I don't know and I don't care.
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unattributed truth from r.g.frp
It can be shown that for any nutty theory, beyond-the-fringe political view, or strange religion there exists a proponent on the Net. The proof is left as an exercise for your kill-file.
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Addison Mizner
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
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Gore Vidal
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
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John H. Shield
Opportunities are seldom labeled.
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Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad
Frank oh, say can you see, buy the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming. who's bright strips and broad stars, in the parelious night, o'er the rampart's we watched, as the da da, da, da, da, da, and the rocket's red glare, lots of bombs in the air, gave proof to the night, that we still had a flag, oh say does that spangle banner wave, over all-l-l-l-l that's free, over the home, of the land, and the land of the free
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Mahatma Gandhi
In matters of conscience, the law of majority has no place.
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