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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Famous People Sayings - 124

Muammar Qaddafi

I am sailing out along parallel 32.5 to stress that this is the Libyan border. This is the line of death where we shall stand and fight with our backs to the wall. (On planning confrontation with US Sixth Fleet in Mediterranean)


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Lord William Stowell

A dinner lubricates business.


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Margaret Fuller

Only the dreamer shall understand realities, though in truth his dreaming must be not out of proportion to his waking.


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Oscar Wilde, A Picture of Dorian Grey

Live the wonderful life that is in you.


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H.L. Mencken

We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine.


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Confucius, The Confucian Analects

I have not seen a person who loved virtue, or one who hated what was not virtuous. He who loved virtue would esteem nothing above it.


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Eugene O\'Neill

Critics I love every bone in their heads.


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Mexican Proverb

He who divides and shares is left with the best share.


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Franois de Salignac de la Mothe Fenelon

Should we feel at times disheartened and discouraged, a confiding thought, a simple movement of heart towards God will renew our powers. Whatever He may demand of us, He will give us at the moment the strength and the courage that we need.


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Charles Kuralt

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.


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Lonny Starr

No matter what happens, there's always somebody who knew it would


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Mahatma Gandhi

Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.



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