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George Carlin
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Herbert Clark Hoover
Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The greatest gift is a portion of thyself.
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Emil Brunner
What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life.
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Thomas Carlyle
Do the duty which lieth nearest to thee! Thy second duty will already have become clearer.
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Immanuel Hermann Fichte
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so as to deserve it.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The miserable have no other medicine But only hope.
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Lao Tze
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
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Andr Maurois
If men could regard the events of their own lives with more open minds, they would frequently discover that they did not really desire the things they failed to obtain.
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Charles Caleb Colton
The greatest friend of Truth is time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her constant companion Humility.
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A. Whitney Griswold
Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.
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Branch Rickey, Communication Bulletin for Managers & Supervisors, June 2004
Luck is the residue of design.
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