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Very Funny Famous Sayings - 20
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Yiddish Proverb
Truth never dies, but lives a wretched life.
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Dorothy L. Sayers, O Magazine, September 2003
The worst sin - perhaps the only sin - passion can commit, is to be joyless.
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Emerson Pugh
If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it.
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Max Karl Ernst Ludwig Planck
It is never possible to predict a physical occurrence with unlimited precision.
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Steven Weinberg
The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy.
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Benjamin Franklin
He who shall introduce into public affairs the principles of primitive Christianity will change the face of the world.
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Peter J. Davies
Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular top up's.
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Philip Howard
Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. The black hole in it is the way of life of mute, inglorious men and women who made no nuisance of themselves in the world.
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Kin Hubbard
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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John Dryden
The conscience of a people is their power.
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Simone Weil
When science, art, literature, and philosophy are simply the manifestation of personality they are on a level where glorious and dazzling achievements are possible, which can make a man's name live for thousands of years. But above this level, far above, separated by an abyss, is the level where the highest things are achieved. These things are essentially anonymous.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
Men in no way approach so nearly to the gods as in doing good to men.
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