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Amusing Famous People Sayings - 67
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Jerry Coleman
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Men of genius are often dull and inert in society, as a blazing meteor when it descends to earth, is only a stone.
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Lech Walesa
I must tell you that the supply of words on the world market is plentiful, but the demand is falling.
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Ferris Bueller\'s Day Off
Ferris Cameron has never been in love -- at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
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Oprah Winfrey
Be more splendid, more extraordinary. Use every moment to fill yourself up.
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Winnie-the-Pooh by A. A. Milne
Sing Ho! For the life of a Bear!
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Jean Sibelius, quoted in Bengt de Torne "Sibelius: A Close-Up" 1937
Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic!
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Joey Adams
Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with pompous dignity.
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Publilius Syrus
We must give lengthy deliberation to what has to be decided once and for all.
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Gene Wolfe
Knowledge is soon changed, then lost in the mist, an echo half-heard.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
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Johann von Goethe
The unnatural, that too is natural.
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