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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Famous Sayings - 59

Alice Walker

I have learned not to worry about love but to honor its coming with all my heart.


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His Holiness the Dalai Lama, speech? in 1994

I believe that to meet the challenge of the next century, human beings will have to develop a greater sense of universal responsibility. Each of us must learn to work not just for his or her own self, family or nation, but for the benefit of all mankind.


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Paul Johannes Tillich

Being religious means asking passionately the question of the meaning of our existence and being willing to receive answers, even if the answers hurt.


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Roger John

Live by what you believe so fully that your life blossoms, or else purge the fear-and-guilt producing beliefs from your life. When people believe one thing and do something else, they are inviting misery. If you give yourself the name, play the game. When you believe something you don't follow with your heart, intellect, and body, it hurts. Don't do that to yourself. Live your belief, or let that belief go. If you are not actively living a belief, it's not really your belief, anyway.


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Cato the Elder

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men for the wise men shun the mistakes of fools, but fools do not imitate the successes of the wise.


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Ahad HaAm

The less their ability, the more their conceit.


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Frida Kahlo

I paint self-portraits because I am so often alone, because I am the person I know best


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Georg W. Hegel

Whatever is reasonable is true, and whatever is true is reasonable.


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Robin Williams

Comedy is acting out optimism.


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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

A new and valid idea is worth more than a regiment and fewer men can furnish the former than command the latter.


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Alan of Lille

After the greatest clouds, the sun.


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Alexandre Dumas

...love without esteem cannot go far or reach high. It is an angel with only one wing.



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