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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 106

Zadok Rabinwitz

A man's dreams are an index to his greatness.


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Mary Beth Danielson

If growing up is the process of creating ideas and dreams about what life should be, then maturity is letting go again.


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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

Change everything except your loves.


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Irish Proverb

Everyone is wise until he speaks.


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Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn

You only have power over people so long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything he's no longer in your power -- he's free again.


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Danish proverb

Drink nothing without seeing it Sign nothing without reading it.


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Jean Jacques Rousseau

He who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ideas must work through the brains and the arms of good and brave men, or they are no better than dreams.


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Seneca

The first step towards amendment is the recognition of error.


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Ronald Reagan

Tonight we are launching an effort which holds the promise of changing the course of human history.


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Made

Ricky I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. Bobby I promised Chloe we'd come here Ricky She doesn't even know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bodners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. Bobby She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. Ricky We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right ...remember Slimmy


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American Proverb

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.



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