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Jerry Coleman
It's a basehit on the error by Roberts.
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Ted Williams
The inside half of the plate. That's where history's made.
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Dale Carnegie
If you believe in what you are doing, then let nothing hold you up in your work. Much of the best work of the world has been done against seeming impossibilities. The thing is to get the work done.
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Daniel J. Boorstin
There is no disinfectant like success.
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L. M. Boyd
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
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Joseph Heller
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
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William Shakespeare, "As You Like It", Act 1 scene 2
Hereafter, in a better world than this, I shall desire more love and knowledge of you.
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Tom Robbins
If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the hateful words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people.
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Voltaire
The multitude of books is making us ignorant.
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Bertrand Russell
A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to philosophers to be obviously progress -- though whether the amoeba would agree with this opinion is not known.
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J. R. R. Tolkien
There I lay staring upward, while the stars wheeled over... Faint to my ears came the gathered rumour of all lands: the springing and the dying, the song and the weeping, and the slow everlasting groan of overburdened stone.
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