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William Seward Burroughs
So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to shortchange the Muse. It cannot be done. You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.
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Bertrand Russell
Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.
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William Shakespeare
Be not afraid of greatness some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
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Ayn Rand
The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
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James Truslow Adams
The greatest discovery of my generation is that man can alter his life simply by altering his attitude of mind.
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Voltaire, when asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.
This is no time to make new enemies.
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Author Unknown
The deadliest contagion is majority opinion.
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George Will
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
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Pablo Picasso
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
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Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh - San Francisco Chronicle 12/17/85
Jesus was a crackpot.
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Vladimir Nabokov
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
Have no friends not equal to yourself.
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