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Silly Famous People Sayings - 112
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George Bernard Shaw
Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
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John Gillespie Magee
Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings.
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Ovid, Metamorphoses
Time the devourer of all things.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts.
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Jake Johanson
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'
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Henry David Thoreau
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.
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Virgil
They can do all because they think they can.
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Henry David Thoreau
In dreams we see ourselves naked and acting our real characters, even more clearly than we see others awake.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.
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W. B. Yeats, Nineteen Hundred And Nineteen
O what fine thought we had because we thought that the worst rogues and rascals had died out.
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W. Somerset Maugham
Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.
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Tex Avery
What's up, Doc
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