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Very Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 180
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Stanislaw Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts"
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to happiness?
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Brittany Murphy
Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up being the greatest years of your whole entire life, if you survive them.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
My concern today is not with the length of a person's hair but with his conduct. (On campus radicals)
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Henry David Thoreau
Men have become the tools of their tools.
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Abraham Lincoln
My father taught me to work he did not teach me to love it.
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Thessalonians '516
8 Bible
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Brad Bell
True love is not rare at the age of a teen, but recognizing it as true love is.
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Jane Fonda
You spend all your life trying to do something they put people in asylums for.
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Louisa May Alcott, Little Women
Be comforted, dear soul! There is always light behind the clouds.
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Trey and Matt Stone Parker
Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
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Thomas H. Huxley
Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment the feeling which he has exists.
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Frederick Bastiat, "Government" published in 1848
Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
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