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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Things People Say - 131

William Jennings Bryan

The way to develop self-confidence is to do the thing you fear and get a record of successful experiences behind you. Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.


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Malcolm Forbes

Men who never get carried away should be.


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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

Is it not enough to know the evil to shun it If not, we should be sincere enough to admit that we love evil too well to give it up.


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Child Age 7

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.


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Alan Stewart Paton

I have one great fear in my heart, that one day when they (the whites of South Africa) have turned to loving, they will find we (the blacks) are turned to hating.


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Eric Pio

I am a poet. I lock myself in my room with a type writer so I can talk in terms of the world that has put me here.


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The Dhammapada

Speak the truth, do not yield to anger give, if thou art asked for little by these three steps thou wilt go near the gods.


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Jeanne-Marie Roland

O Liberty Liberty how many crimes are committed in thy name


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Alan Watts

Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.


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Elizabeth Bowen

If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.


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Arthur Schopenhauer

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.


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Hebrews 11:1, The Bible (King James Version)

Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.



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