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Charles Manson
You can convince anyone of anything if you just push it at them 100% of the time. They may not believe it completely, but they will still use it to form opinions, especially if they have nothing else to draw on.
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Rutherford D. Rogers
We're drowning in information and starving for knowledge.
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Dennis S. Brown
The only difference between a Good Day And a Bad Day Is your ATTITUDE
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Dorothee Solle
If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither give nor receive.
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Sharon Salzberg
We learn and grow and are transformed not so much by what we do but by why and how we do it.
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Sir Francis Bacon
If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
A rising tide lifts all boats.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping the common people quiet.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day, up on deck, I guess I'd go, but I'd try to find some excuse to leave early.
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Saint John Chrysostom, Letter to Olympia
No one can harm the man who does himself no wrong.
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Apuleius
Familiarity breeds contempt, while rarity wins admiration.
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Thomas H. Huxley
The great end of life is not knowledge but action.
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