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Funny Famous Sayings - 81
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Lois McMaster Bujold
If the truth doesn't save us, what does that say about us
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Ovid
Love is a kind of warfare.
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Samuel Goldwyn
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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William Plomer
Creativity is the power to connect the seemingly unconnected.
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Duke Ellington
I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.
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Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say.
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Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities- a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.
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Garrison Keillor
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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Joseph Stalin
The only real power comes out of a long rifle.
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William Osler
Live neither in the past nor in the future, but let each day's work absorb your entire energies, and satisfy your widest ambition.
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