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Clever Famous People Sayings - 128
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Oscar Wilde
There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us. It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.
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Bette Davis
I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.
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Mark Twain
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.
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William Shakespeare
Virtue and genuine graces in themselves speak what no words can utter.
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Gerald R. Ford
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
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Nancy Astor
The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
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Liz Smith
To deny we need and want power is to deny that we hope to be effective.
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Nancy Spain
There are people whom one loves immediately and forever. Even to know they are alive in the world with one is quite enough.
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Dr. Karl Bowman
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
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Wayne\'s World
Wayne Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humungoid giant star Cassandra Yeah. Wayne Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase Cassandra Yeah. Wayne Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase Cassandra Yeah. Wayne Okay, party. Bonus.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough.
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Warren Bennis
Excellence is a better teacher than mediocrity. The lessons of the ordinary are everywhere. Truly profound and original insights are to be found only in studying the exemplary.
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