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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous People Sayings - 102

Jane Addams

Action indeed is the sole medium of expression for ethics.


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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

'Let thine occupations be few,' saith the sage, 'if thou wouldst lead a tranquil life.'


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Lao Tzu

Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.


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Diana Rankin

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success.


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Isaac Asimov, Prelude to Foundation, said by Hari Seldon

Violence is the diplomacy of the incompetent.


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English Proverb

Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present.


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Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 06-21-05

Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child.


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Chinese Proverb

Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.


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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor for even death is one of the things that Nature wills.


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Herbert Spencer

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.


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George Bernerd Shaw

To drift is to be in hell; to be in heaven is to steer.


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Marquis de Vauvenargues

When a thought is too weak to be expressed simply, simply drop it.



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