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Funniest Proverbs and Quotations - 79
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La Rochefoucauld
There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love when they no longer love each other.
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Frank Zappa
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Jawaharlal Nehru
Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes.
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Anthony Robbins
It is in your moments of decision that your life is shaped. Develop your decision-making muscles.
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Virgil, Aeneid
Believe one who has proved it. Believe an expert.
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Beau K. Ly
In order to become successful, you must only promise what you can deliver and deliver more than what you've promised.
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George Gordon Noel Byron
Those who will not reason are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.
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Edward Gibbon
I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have no respect.
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"Scratch" Garrison
A plan is just a tangent vector on the manifold of reality.
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Alexander A. Bogomoletz
One must not lose desires. They are mighty stimulants to creativeness, to love, and to long life.
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Gerald R. Ford
The political lesson of Watergate is this Never again must America allow an arrogant, elite guard of political adolescents to by-pass the regular party organization and dictate the terms of a national election.
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Ronald Reagan
I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace: to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete.
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