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Funniest Famous Sayings - 129
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Roy Blount Jr.
Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.
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Samuel P. Huntington
The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do.
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Sir Thomas Browne
Forcible ways make not an end of evil, but leave hatred and malice behind them.
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Napoleon I
Imagination rules the world.
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Hazrat Inayat Khan
The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels.
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Jewish Proverb
Truth is the safest lie.
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Hesiod
A bad neighbor is a misfortune, as much as a good one is a great blessing.
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Smiley Blanton
It is easier to talk about money -- and much easier to talk about sex -- than it is to talk about power. People who have it deny it people who want it do not want to appear to hunger for it and people who engage in its machinations do so secretly.
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Peretz Smolenskin
There are many fine ideals which are not realisable, and yet we do not refrain from teaching them.
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Jawaharlal Nehru
A leader or a man of action in a crisis almost always acts subconsciously and then thinks of the reasons for his action.
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Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
If you cry 'Forward' you must without fail make plain in what direction to go. Don't you see that if, without doing so, you call out the word to both a monk and a revolutionary, they will go in directions precisely opposite
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Bertrand Russell
It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.
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