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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 176

R. A. Salvatore, Sojourn

Guilt resembles a sword with two edges. On the one hand, it cuts for Justice, imposing practical morality upon those who fear it. But there is another side to that weighted emotion. Conscience does not always adhere to rational judgment. Guilt is always a self-imposed burden, but it is not always rightly imposed.


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Cyril Connolly

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.


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Isaac Watts

Do not hover always on the surface of things, nor take up suddenly, with mere appearances but penetrate into the depth of matters, as far as your time and circumstances allow, especially in those things which relate to your profession.


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William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 1 scene 5

Leave her to heaven And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge,
To prick and sting her.


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William Butler Yeats

An aged man is but a paltry thing, a tattered coat upon a stick.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

To know one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.


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Oscar Wilde

Only the shallow know themselves.


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Mary S. Calderone

I truly feel that there are as many ways of loving as there are people in the world and as there are days in the life of those people.


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John W. Gardner

We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.


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Henry David Thoreau

Do not lose hold of your dreams or aspirations. For if you do, you may still exist but you have ceased to live.


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Andre Malraux

Be careful -- with quotations, you can damn anything.


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Heywood

Just as every conviction begins as a whim so does every emancipator serve his apprenticeship as a crank. A fanatic is a great leader who is just entering the room.



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