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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous People Sayings - 23

Dan Quayle

For NASA, space is still a high priority.


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Epictetus

The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things.


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Shakti Gawain

The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.


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Jerome K. Jerome

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.


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Paul Aubuchon

She knows there's no success like failure And that failure's no success at all.


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Lucius Annaeus Seneca

As is a tale, so is life not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters.


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Thomas Alva Edison

Genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration.


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Mark Twain

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.


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Seami Motokiyo

Life is a lying dream, he only wake Who casts the World aside.


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Charles Francis Adams, Sr.

In this country men seem to live for action as long as they can and sink into apathy when they retire.


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Dan Quayle

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.


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H. G.Wells, The Time Machine

We are kept keen on the grindstone of pain and necessity.



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