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It isn't always necessary to achieve great things. Sometimes, just surviving is a great achievement.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, "The Rhodora"
If eyes were made for seeing, then beauty is its own excuse for being.
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Unknown
Life is like a piano... what you get out of it depends on how you play it.
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Larry McMurtry
No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money buy you immunity from the common ills of mankind, such as cars that won't start.
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Ray Bradbury
We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
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Unknown
There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens,
and those who wonder what happened.
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Abraham Myerson
Society expects man to be a passive social animal who believes like the People of the Field in Jurgen that to do what you always have done and what is expected of you are the twin rules of life. This, is course, is not true. The wanton crucifixion of impulses, the unnecessary blocking and frustration of the drives and urges, are an evil that reflects itself in sophistication, ennui and boredom, dissatisfaction, melancholy, fatigue, anxiety and neurosis.
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Sheldon Kopp
All of the significant battles are waged within the self.
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Johann Georg von Zimmermann
Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense of truth.
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Athol Fugard
We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.
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David Joseph Schwartz
The success combination in business is Do what you do better...and Do more of what you do...
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Steven Wright
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.
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