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Richard Milhous Nixon
Once you get into this great stream of history, you can't get out.
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Aristotle
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
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Jean Baptiste Lacoraire
The affections are like lightning; You cannot tell where they will strike till they have fallen
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Sarah Ban Breathnach
Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy.
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Cicero
In men of the highest character and noblest genius there is to be found an insatiable desire for honour, command, power, and glory.
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David Hume
Beauty in things exist in the mind which contemplates them.
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William Van Horne
The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.
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George Bernard Shaw
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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Euripides
Youth is the best time to be rich and the best time to be poor.
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Payne Stewart
I'm going to a special place when I die, but I want to make sure my life is special while I'm here.
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Pierre Corneille
Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
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Florence Shinn
Every great work, every big accomplishment, has been brought into manifestation through holding to the vision, and often just before the big achievement, comes apparent failure and discouragement.
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