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Crazy Famous Sayings - 143
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Robert G. Ingersoll
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
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H. L. Mencken
Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.
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Lenny Bruce
Communism is like one big phone company.
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Dave Barry
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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Latin Proverb
Live your own life, for you will die your own death.
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Seneca
Let tears flow of their own accord: their flowing is not inconsistent with inward peace and harmony.
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Tryon Edwards
Where duty is plain, delay is both foolish and hazardous; where it is not, delay may provide both wisdom and safety.
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Don Herold
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
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Alexander Hamilton
Power may be justly compared to a great river while kept within its bounds it is both beautiful and useful, but when it overflows its banks, it is then too impetuous to be stemmed it bears down all before it, and brings destruction and desolation wherever it goes.
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William Shakespeare
In a false quarrel there is no true valour.
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Homer McLin
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than anybody else, and, second, that nobody else is either.
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Lawrence Peter Berra
It's like deja vu all over again.
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