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Amusing Famous People Sayings - 37
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Ken Dodd
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
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Pinarius
As thou hast sown, so shall thou reap.
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Aesop
The little reed, bending to the force of the wind, soon stood upright again when the storm had passed over.
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Ice T, The Ice Opinion
Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
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Johnny Carson
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
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Erich Fromm
There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by unfolding of his powers.
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Godfather, The
Michael I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
He was then in his fifty-fourth year, when even in the case of poets reason and passion begin to discuss a peace treaty and usually conclude it not very long afterwards.
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Jennifer Jones
If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
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Barbara Schapiro
Sometimes the laughter in mothering is the recognition of the ironies and absurdities. Sometime, though, it's just pure, unthinking delight.
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Johann von Goethe
Age does not make us childish, as some say it only finds us true children still.
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