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Bible, Proverbs 15:1 (KJV)
A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.
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Jawaharlal Nehru
There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open.
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Fritjof Capra, physicist
During these periods of relaxation after concentrated intellectual activity, the intuitive mind seems to take over and can produce the sudden clarifying insights which give so much joy and delight.
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L. B. Walton
Genius might well be defined as the ability to makes a platitude sound as though it were an original remark.
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Alexandre Dumas
All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.
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Camille Paglia
Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives.
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John Dryden
We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it at leisure.
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Sidney J. Harris
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The silence that accepts merit as the most natural thing in the world is the highest applause.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity.
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Walter Bagehot
The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be.
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Arthur Godfrey
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is -- I could be just as proud for half the money.
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