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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Things People Say - 156

Deng Xiaoping

By following the concept of 'one country, two systems,' you don't swallow me up nor I you.


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Terence

Fortune helps the brave.


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James Barrie

Always be a little kinder than necessary.


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Florence Shinn

Giving opens the way for receiving.


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Sir Winston Churchill

The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter.


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Madeline Bridges

For life is the mirror of king and slave, 'Tis just what we are and do Then give to the world the best you have, And the best will come back to you.


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Horace, Epistles

It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.


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Oscar Wilde

Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue cleverer than another.


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Isaiah IX.22 Bible

A little one shall become a thousand, and a small one a strong nation.


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William Shakespeare

Small to greater matters must give way.


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Honduran Proverb

Grief shared is half grief; Joy shared is double joy.


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Albert Einstein

The individual must not merely wait and criticize, he must defend the cause the best he can. The fate of the world will be such as the world deserves.



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