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Emo Phillips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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Jane Austen
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has once known its satisfactions is provided with a resource against calamity.
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Jeff Zurschmeide
And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and he shall grow small in thy mirrors.
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Molire
A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.
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Erastus Flavel Beadle
Half the work that is done in the world is to make things appear what they are not.
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Hortense Calisher
This is my answer to the gap between ideas and action - I will write it out.
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Aristophanes, Wasps, 422 B.C.
Let each man exercise the art he knows.
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Tennessee Williams
Make voyages - Attempt them - there's nothing else...
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Erving Goffman
Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: Animals have instincts, we have taxes.
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Mahatma Gandhi
I think it would be a good idea.
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Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts (1931) "Other People"
When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, Idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.
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