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Clever Famous Sayings - 48
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Real Live Preacher
Doubting God's existence is okay and perfectly acceptable within Christianity as long as the person doubting remains obedient and committed to the Christian path.
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Erwin Schrodinger
If we are going to stick to this damned quantum-jumping, then I regret that I ever had anything to do with quantum theory.
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Demonax
Probably all laws are useless, for good men do not want laws at all, and bad men are made no better by them.
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Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Bertrand Russell
We have, in fact, two kinds of morality side by side one which we preach but do not practice, and another which we practice but seldom preach.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
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Harry Emerson Fosdick
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
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A. W. Tozer
The widest thing in the universe is not space, it is the potential capacity of the human heart.
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Casino
Nicky A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all f***in' night.
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Stanislaw Lem
Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible.
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Brendan Francis
If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don't hoard it. Don't dole it out like a miser. Spend it lavishly like a millionaire intent on going broke.
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Alain
The soul is that which denies the body. For example, that which refuses to run when the body trembles, to strike when the body is angry, to drink when the body is thirsty.
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