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Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Leib Lazarow
Who has confidence in himself will gain the confidene of others.
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Baruch Spinoza, The Ethics
The highest endeavor of the mind, and the highest virtue, is to understand things by intuition.
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Unknown
Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes.
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Oscar Wilde
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
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Geoff Arbuthnot
Arrogant and right is surely better than humble and wrong.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
The freedom of the city is not negotiable. We cannot negotiate with those who say, What's mine is mine and what's yours is negotiable.
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Saint Augustine
If we live good lives, the times are also good. As we are, such are the times.
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Virgil
O tyrant love, to what do you not drive the hearts of men.
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Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones Diary
It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your life starts looking up, another falls to pieces.
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Count Benjamin Thompson Rumford
Nothing surely is so disgraceful to society and to individuals as unmeaning wastefulness.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.
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