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Silly Famous Sayings - 52
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Jennifer Tyler
Listen to your heart, because in the end it is your heart that matters.
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Pierre Corneille
To win without risk is to triumph without glory.
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Alfred North Whitehead
What is morality in any given time or place? It is what the majority then and there happen to like, and immorality is what they dislike.
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Billy Madison
Juanita Ooh that boy's a fine piece of work all right. He's a fine piece of ass though, too.
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Thomas Paine
Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil in its worst state, an intolerable one.
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William of Baskerville, The Name of the Rose
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
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Dorothee Deluzy
Perseverance and audacity generally win.
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William Blake
When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.
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Audrey Giorgi
Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1839
The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
. . . for until that God who rules all the region of the sky. . . has freed you from the fetters of your body, you cannot gain admission here. Men were created with the understanding that they were to look after that sphere called Earth, which you see in the middle of the temple. Minds have been given to them out of the eternal fires you call fixed stars and planets, those spherical solids which, quickened with divine minds, journey through their circuits and orbits with amazing speed....
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Saint Jerome
The scars of others should teach us caution.
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