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Clever Proverbs and Quotations - 88
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George Smith Patton, Jr.
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
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William Shakespeare
Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from the vexation of thinking.
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Dick Cavett
I'm perplexed when people adopt the modish abbreviation Ms., which doesn't abbreviate anything except common sense.
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Daniel J. Boorstin
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.
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Anatole France
One must never lose time in vainly regretting the past or in complaining against the changes which cause us discomfort, for change is the essence of life.
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Johnson
He that embarks on the voyage of life will always wish to advance rather by the impulse of the wind than the strokes of the oar; and many foulder in their passage; while they lie waiting for the gale.
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Sydney Smith
Whatever you are by nature, keep to it never desert your line of talent. Be what nature intended you for and you will succeed.
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Samuel Butler
Life is not an exact science, it is an art.
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Thomas Jefferson
I believe that justice is instinct and innate, the moral sense is as much a part of our constitution as the threat of feeling, seeing and hearing.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
From this day forward, the millions of our schoolchildren will daily proclaim in every city and town, every village and rural schoolhouse, the dedication of our nation and our people to the Almighty. (On signing law for inclusion of the words 'under God' in the Pledge of Allegiance, 14 Jun 54)
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R. Goldberg
The shortest distance between two points is not a very interesting journey.
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