Dumb & Dumber

Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

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Ruth Gordon

If you believe, then you hang on. If you believe, it means you've got imagination, you don't need stuff thrown out for you in a blueprint, you don't face facts -- what can stop you If I don't make it today, I'll come in tomorrow.

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Leonardo DaVinci

Just as iron rusts from disuse, even so does inaction spoil the intellect.

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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Meditations, 200 A.D.

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.

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Alfred Lord Tennyson

Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will be happier.

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Cicero

Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor can thoughts be made to shine without the light of language.

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Edward R. Murrow

No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.

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Hannah More

One kernel is felt in a hogshead one drop of water helps to swell the ocean a spark of fire helps to give light to the world. None are too small, too feeble, too poor to be of service. Think of this and act.

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Ken Thompson

SCCS is the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it never checks out.

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Thomas Alva Edison

There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking.

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Robinson Jeffers

Civilization is a transient sickness.

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