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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Things People Say - 73

John W. Gardner

Leaders come in many forms, with many styles and diverse qualities. There are quiet leaders and leaders one can hear in the next county. Some find strength in eloquence, some in judgment, some in courage.


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Alexis Carrel

Science has to be understood in its broadest sense, as a method for comprehending all observable reality, and not merely as an instrument for acquiring specialized knowledge.


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Harvey Cox

All human beings have an innate need to hear and tell stories and to have a story to live by...religion, whatever else it has done, has provided one of the main ways of meeting this abiding need.


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Thomas Sowell, Is Reality Optional?, 1993

Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good.


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Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf

The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.


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Edward Young, Love of Fame (satire I, l. 89)

Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, And think they grow immortal as they quote.


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Frank Muir

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.


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William Butler Yeats

One should not lose one's temper unless one is certain of getting more and more angry to the end.


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Unknown

Keep your conscious mind focused on what you want, and your subconscious mind will unerringly guide you to it.


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Fyodor Dostoevsky

Neither man or nation can exist without a sublime idea.


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Eric Bentley

Ours is the age of substitutes instead of language, we have jargon instead of principles, slogans and instead of genuine ideas, bright ideas.


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Indian Proverb

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.



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