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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Proverbs and Quotations - 69

Michel de Montaigne

It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others


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Jeff Melvoin

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it.


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Arnold Toynbee

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.


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Chinese Proverb

A book tightly shut is but a block of paper.


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John Masefield

Since the printing press came into being, poetry has ceased to be the delight of the whole community of man; it has become the amusement and delight of the few.


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A. L. Prusick

It may be that we have all lived before and died, and this is hell.


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Louise Driscoll

In your heart, keep one still, secret spot where dreams may go and sheltered so may thrive and grow.


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Reed Markham, Author, Effective Speechwriting

Successful innovators recognize that discovery of great ideas come from looking at the same thing as everyone else and observing something different.


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Lois McMaster Bujold

Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself.


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Ernest Hemingway

If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.


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Thomas Huxley

God give me strength to face a fact though it slay me.


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Jean Kerr

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.



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