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Paul Karl Feyerabend
The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education.
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Al Capp
Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
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Paul Kantner
If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren't really there.
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Charles Baudelaire
I consider it useless and tedious to represent what exists, because nothing that exists satisfies me. Nature is ugly, and I prefer the monsters of my fancy to what is positively trivial.
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La Rochefoucauld
The mind cannot long act the role of the heart.
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Old School
Heidi Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time
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Pete Johnson
STRATEGY is; A style of thinking, a conscious and deliberate process, an intensive implementation system, the science of insuring FUTURE SUCCESS.
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Thomas Paine, Common Sense
When my country, into which I had just set my foot, was set on fire about my ears, it was time to stir. It was time for every man to stir.
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Claude Adrien Helvetius
To limit the press is to insult a nation to prohibit reading of certain books is to declare the inhabitants to be either fools or slaves.
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J. R. R. Tolkien
It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish.
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Norman Augustine
If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
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Ovid
If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.
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