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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Proverbs and Quotations - 179

Elbert Hubbard

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.


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Irving Wallace

To be one's self, and unafraid whether right or wrong, is more admirable than the easy cowardice of surrender to conformity.


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Peter McArthur

Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.


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Albert Guinon

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right.


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Clarence Darrow

With all their faults, trade-unions have done more for humanity than any other organization of men that ever existed.


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Russell Hoban

If the past cannot teach the present and the father cannot teach the son, then history need not have bothered to go on, and the world has wasted a great deal of time.


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William Blake

I was angry with my friend I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe I told it not, my wrath did grow.


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Antoine De Saint-Exupery

He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more potent, nay, more present than the living man.


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Horace

You traverse the world in search of happiness, which is within the reach of every man. A contented mind confers it on all.


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Aristotle

Hope is a waking dream.


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George Bernard Shaw

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.


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Euripides

A coward turns away, but a brave man's choice is danger.



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