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Funny Famous Sayings - 131
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Robert Browning
I show you doubt, to prove that faith exists.
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Publilius Syrus
To do two things at once is to do neither.
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Adam Savage, Mythbusters TV show
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Brigham Young
Nature is the glass reflecting God, as by the sea reflected is the sun, too glorious to be gazed on in his sphere.
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Julius Rosenwald
Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary.
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Colin Powell
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.
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George S. Patton
Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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Marcus Aelius Aurelius
Never esteem anything as an advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect.
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Publilius Syrus
Valor grows by daring, fear by holding back.
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Edward Everett
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
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Epicurus
Justice is a contract of expediency, entered upon to prevent men harming or being harmed.
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