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Clever Famous People Sayings - 178
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Helena Rubenstein
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
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Thomas Jefferson
The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free expression should be our first object.
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August Strindberg
I love her and she loves me, and we hate each other with a wild hatred born of love.
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Japanese Proverb
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
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John Keats
I love you the more that I believe you have liked me for my own sake and for nothing else.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
It's easy to sit and scoff at an old man's folly. But also, check out his Adam's apple
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Nancy Mitford
I love children --- especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
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Richard Bach
Humanity is not a gift of nature, it is a spiritual achievement to be earned.
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Harry S Truman
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
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Ernesto "Che" Guevara
At the risk of sounding ridiculous, a true revolutionary is guided by great feelings of love.
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W. Somerset Maugham
It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up.
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James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.
We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles.
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