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Very Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 80
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Jacob Braude, Treasury of Wit & Humor For All Occasions
If a thing goes without saying -- let it.
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Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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Benjamin Nnamdi Azikiwe
It is better we disintegrate in peace and not in pieces.
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George Bernard Shaw
Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die and do not outlive yourself.
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Albert Camus
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
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David Harris
It's a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man.
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Horace
I will not add another word.
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Jerry Maguire
Ray D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
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Dwight D Eisenhower
The world moves, and ideas that were once good are not always good.
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Henry Louis Mencken
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
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Tom Robbins
Rap music... sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper.
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William Shakespeare
The play's the thing Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
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